15 minutes could plague you for 20 years or more.
15 minutes could plague you for 20 years or more.
2001
In my original 60 second spot, I had to scan the logo from a magazine in my family’s bathroom because google images didn’t exist yet.
2021
When I remade it, I had to go buy a new suit, and then when we started filming we crashed the drone twice.
You’re telling me a 10 year old boy made this ad?
Yes. And I did persevere. Here’s a 20 year old idea, from a 10 year old’s brain, that could save you 15% or more on your car insurance.
Nevertheless, he “persevered”…
(and eventually learned how to spell it correctly)
Welcome back to the darkest, most unhinged, potentially brand-infringing part of my brain. Apologies it took this long, but yeah - I still don’t have a job, so download my portfolio and spam someone at Geico with it until I get a cease and desist and also a 9-5, as a treat.
Creative Director in the streets, freak-of-nature in the (Google) sheets.
Won an Emmy® (Regional lol).
Charming (mostly).
Like chat GPT but if it could read the room.
You’ll get a raise when you hire me.
A referral bonus at minimum.
Taller online, cuter irl.
“Likes music.”
Can play Wonderwall, but chooses not to.
Didn’t go to college.
Hung out at friend’s colleges.
References on request (don’t ask).
Beat cancer (seriously).
Valid driver’s license.
I can code (a Myspace layout).
I’m sorry…
My actual (mostly) relevant experience
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Lol you made it this far…
Save us both from embarrassment and just say “hi”